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Drunk, Underage Intern Losses Shoes while Stalking Paul Ryan

Drunk, Underage Intern Losses Shoes while Stalking Paul Ryan

Briefly: An underage congressional intern rolled into work two hours late this morning, “absolutely hammered,” “reeking of booze,” and vigorously declaring his love for failed vice-presidential candidate Paul Ryan — standard Mitt Romney stuff. After checking in with his supervisors, the intern abruptly ran out of his office to get a jumpstart on stalking Congressman Ryan, left his shoe on the ground to hold his place in a line that didn’t exist, and hobbled into a nearby cafeteria to score a breakfast burrito. (He also had a plan for meeting and seducing an unknown hottie in the interim that didn’t pan out for him.) When he returned to collect his shoe, it was gone.

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